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Articles: Humour | Jokes
- Mrs. madhavi bhoomasamudram
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Dear All,
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly
Gates.
Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a
loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans.
Saint Peter addresses the man wearing somewhat sloppy
clothes, 'Who are you, so that I may know whether or
not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?'
The guy replies, 'I'm Jack Thomas Jr., taxi-driver, of
Noo Yawk City.'
Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to
the taxi-driver, 'Take this silken robe and golden
staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven.'
The taxi-driver goes into Heaven with his robe and
staff. Then it's the minister's turn. He stands up
tall and booms out, 'I am Joseph Snow, pastor of Saint
Mary's Church, for the last forty-three years.'
Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the
minister, 'Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and
enter the Kingdom of Heaven.'
'Just a minute,' says the minister. 'That man before
me was a taxi-driver, and he gets a silken robe and
golden staff.Why, How can this be?'
Saint Peter, looks to the preacher and says,
'Up here, we work by results,'
'While you preached, people slept. While Jack drove,
people prayed.'
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