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Articles: Humour | Wishes
- Mr. Varaprasada Rao Imandi
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DOCTOR
Recently a love-bug injected in me a strange bacteria, making me
desirous of marriage. I'm looking for a girl who is patient and has knowledge of all ills and pills, is religious minded and keeps away from all sins be it anasin, metasin or crosin. I promise to be a good doctor with no side effects.Apply or reply.
SOFTWARE ENGINEER
Wanted a Girl with a Lovely Look & Feel, Good GUI with Security
features(privileges only for the Specific User especially critical Functionalities). There must not be any Critical or Medium Bug in her.Low Bugs can be deferred But needs to B fixed by the Next Build. She Must not be PLATFORM INDEPENDENT, USER FRIENDLY. We are ready to Test the Application & CERTIFY the product but we will assure it will never be released to ANY OTHER Customer.
BEGGAR
Allah ke nam pe koi ek biwi de de,
Doosre ki nahi to apni hi de de,
Allah tujhe ek ke badle do dega,
Hillary hogi to Monika bhi dega
LAWYER
I hereby beg to solicit myself as an eligible candidate for the post of husband after marriage. The person whom I'm looking for should bestrictly a girl. The girl should be strictly a girl. The girl should be willing to surrender to the service and jurisdiction of My Lord i.e . Myself. Any objection would be overruled and will not be sustained. Apply in confidence and if you have the confidence.
BANKER
Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me with her service.
SHAYAR
Badi muddat ke baad ek arzoo jaagi hai,
Ki hum bhi shadi shuda ho jaye,
Kya vajah shadi karane ki jo kahde sahi sahi,
To yaaron ab khud se kaam ghar ka hota nahi.
DRUNKER
wanted a girl. Girl's father should preferably have a soda factory. I am an occasional alchoholic who drinks only when friends come home. Friends come home only seven times a week. Girl preffered will carry me from bar to ghar-bar. Meet personally or send soda for trial. Sample should be ample.
CAR MECHANIC
Wanted a sturdy wife. Should be in working condition. Should be above average and must run the household at a good average.
And Finally, A Chartered Accountant
Wanted a wife with tallied interests. Fixed Assets should be in a working Condition, not subject to depreciation. Enough long term cash liquidity is highly appreciated. Past related party dislosures is required. Inventory must be valued at present realisable value & not at historical cost.
Should be able to discount any contingent liabilities in future husband. Interested person please apply at.............
Regards
varaprasada rao imandi
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