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Articles: Humour | Jokes
- Mrs. madhavi bhoomasamudram
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Dear All,
At the gates of heaven there were two lines, with signs above them.
One line was labeled 'Hen Pecked Husbands', and the other was labeled 'Non-Henpecked Husbands.'
In the line labeled ' Hen Pecked Husbands' was filled with men and it stretched as far far as the eye could see.
The other line 'non-Hen Pecked Husbands' had only one skinny bald little man with thick glasses.
After surveying the two lines, St. Peter walked over to the little man in the Non-Henpecked line, grabbed his hand and told him how amazed he was at his accomplishment, and asked him 'how in the world did you do it? You are the only man in this line.'
The little man looked at St. Peter with a puzzled look on his face and said, 'Gee mister I don't know what you are talking about, my wife told me to stand here.'
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A guy walks into work, and both of his ears are all bandaged up. The boss says, 'What happened to your ears?' He says, 'Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and (hold iron to ear) shhh! I accidentally answered the iron.' The boss says, 'Well, that explains one ear, but what happened to your other ear?' He says, 'Well, jeez, I had to call the doctor!'
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