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Articles: Humour | padi chaturOktulu
- Muralikrishna Midadala
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1. Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
2.Dawn French has been arrested for possession of hard drugs. She went through customs with no knickers on, fell over and exposed 40lbs of CRACK !!
3. What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
'I find you very attractive.'
4. What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
'I'm sweet on you!'
5. What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
'I love you a ton!'
6. Why did the cannibal( naramAMsabhakshakuDu) break up with his girlfriend?
She didn't suit his taste!
7. Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?
Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!
8. What did one light bulb say to the other?
'I love you a whole watt!'
9. What do men and beer bottles have in common?
They are both empty from the neck up.
10.What do Osama bin Laden and crabs have in common?
'They both irritate Bush.'
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