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2003 World Cup Cricket Team
- Mr. Siri Siri

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2003 World cup cricket :: Considering the dismal performance of the Indian cricket team, a high level hi-funda decision has been taken to revamp the entire team. The new team along with their talents are as follows.......... PLEASE NOTE THAT TENDULKAR IS A STANDBY IN THIS NEW TEAM. 1) MAMTA KULKARNI: SHE IS CAPABLE OF DISTURBING EVEN THE WORLD'S BEST BATSMAN. 2) RUPAN DEOL BAJAJ: SHE IS An OPENING BATSWOMAN WHO WILL GIVE THE INNINGS A FIRM BASE. 3) RAJANIKANTH : HE IS THE OPENING BOWLER AS WHEN HE BOWLS ONE BALL IT IS EQUAL TO BOWLING A HUNDRED BALLS. 4) JAYALALITHA: SHE IS LIKE A MOTHER FOR ALL THE TEAM MEMBERS AND HER BLESSINGS ARE INVOKED BEFORE THE CAPTAIN GOES OUT TO TOSS. 5) SANGITA BIJLANI: HER JOB IS TO CREATE TENSION IN THE OPPOSITE CAPTAIN'S FAMILY,THUS REDUCING HIS PERFORMANCE ON THE FIELD. 6) VIJAYKANTH: HE COMES IN FOR DAY/NIGHT MATCHES AS HE BECOMES INVISIBLE AT NIGHT AND HE CAN SNEAK IN AS A EXTRA FIELDER. Note: For people who do not know Vijaykant. He is an IAS top ranker. The IAS here means (Invisible After Sunset). 7) SONALI BENDRE: SHE IS A WORLD CLASS FIELDER AT LONG-LEG AND FINE-LEG. 8) J.H.PATEL: THE OPPOSITION GETS DAMMED WHEN HE TAKES THE FIELD. 9) K.P.S.GILL: HE IS A WICKET-KEEPER PAR EXCELLENCE (YOU MUST BE AWARE OF WHAT HE CAN DO TO THE BATSMAN). HE IS ALSO ENDOWED WITH GILLER INSTINCT. 10) CHANDRASWAMI: HIS BALLS 'KICK BACK' AT THE BATSMAN THERE BY DISTURBING THEIR CONCENTRATION. 11) T.N.SESHAN: HE IS THE ONLY MAN WHO CAN MANAGE SUCH A TEAM. BESIDES IF THE PAKISTANIS INDULGE IN BALL-CAPTURING THEN HE WILL 'BLOW THE LONG WHISTLE'. 12TH WOMAN: SREEDEVI: ONE LEG GLANCE OF HER'S IS ENOUGH TO BEAT THE PAKISTANIS. 13TH MAN: RAM VILAS PASWAN: HE STAYS IN THE PAVILION AND CREATES CASTE BASED TENSIONS IN THE OPPOSITE TEAM. RULES AND REGULATIONS: 1) SANGITA BIJLANI SHOULD TIE RAKHI TO ALL THE MALE MEMBERS OF THE TEAM IN THE PRESENCE OF THEIR WIVES IN CASE THEY ARE MARRIED ,ELSE IN THE PRESENCE OF THEIR MOTHERS. 2) K.P.S.GILL SHOULD ALWAYS FACE RUPAN DEOL BAJAJ. AND NEVER BE BEHIND HER. 3) LIVE TELECAST ON SUN TV WILL BE ARRANGED BY RAJANIKANTH. 4) IN CASE SUKH RAM IS THE CHEER LEADER, BECOMES UNCONSCIOUS DUE TO HEART ATTACK, HE SHOULD BE GIVEN PLENTY OF LIQUIDS TO RECOVER, ESPECIALLY LIQUID CASH. 5) MAMTHA KULKARNI SHOULD WEAR CLOTHES WHETHER SHE LIKES IT OR NOT AS CRICKET IS A GENTLEMAN'S GAME.

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