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Articles: Humour | My Sardaar jokes..!
- Ms. srujana sirangi
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Sardar: I hav'nt slept all nite in the
train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y didn't u Xchnge?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchnge in the lower Berth..
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Sardar tells a girl 'Come 2 my house at night, nobody will b
there.............
Girl goes at night & really nobody was there
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A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form he had
gone to DELHI for
Filling up. U knows y?
FORM said 'FILL UP IN CAPITAL'.
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Sardar had twins; he named them Tin, Martin.
Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again d same. disgusted Sardar named them TIRED & RETIRED!
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A sardharji photographer focusing
a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him why? He said 'SMILE PLEASE'
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Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth................. WHY? because his doctor advised him
'Todays dinner should be light'.
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SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF
- I SARDAR, SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY....
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