Ten tips to recognize an Indian in USA:
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1. She wears a frock, but has a pigtail
2. He searches for buttermilk in a supermarket
3. She searches for chilli powder in a supermarket
4. He talks a lot about the problems of living in India
5. She talks a lot about the unclean streets of India
6. He says the Indian politicians are the cause of
underdevelopment
7. She says the Indian bureaucrats are the cause of inaction
8. He talks about the harassment at the airports in India
9. She talks about the cheapest air-fares to India
10. He and she jointly decide to go to Macdonalds to eat french
fries.
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Top Ten Ways to Recognize an NRI in India
From: Krishna Prasad
(May not apply towards NRIs returning from Gulf)
10. One who requests the autorickshaw driver to drive slowly
and clutches the seat-cushion nervously.
9. One who just bought a case of Bisleri mineral water.
8. One who gets upset if the train is only six hours
behind schedule.
7. One who is nervously gazing at the Green channel at the
Customs clearance of airport.
6. One who prefers eating fruits to Poori at the train
stations.
5. Basically, any man who is changing a baby's diaper.
4. One who does not wait, for the coolie at the railway
station, and hauls his/her own 30' suitcase.
3. One who feels embarassed to run after the ticket
collector for reservation.
2. One who says, 'say cheese' when taking a picture.
1. One who has gained more FREQUENT FLYER mileage from
trips to the toilet.
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Top Ten indicators of your having become an 'Amrikan Dood'
10. You think most Indian teenagers are pure and chaste.
9. You think everyone in the world knows about the O.J. Simpson
case.
8. You can't believe the world wide web exists in India. You
can't believe Delhi has had phone services like call waiting
and the other fancy stuff you get here for the past three
years and you can't believe there have been ATM (like MAC)
machines in Indian cities for more than 7 years.
7. You like Broccoli.
6. You find cricket to be boring but watch golf, bowling or
curling on TV.
5. You express sarcasm with 'Yeah, right'.
4. When you see anyone at all pass by you on the road, you and
greet them with a 'Howz it goin', 'Whassup' or 'How you
doin' keep walking on.
3. You say 'interesting' when either you don't care or think
is weird
2. You refer to India as a Third World Country.
1. You understood, enjoyed and could relate to every joke in
the Humor Page.
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