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Articles: Humour | Sardarji
- Mr. Santosh Kumar Pappala
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One fine day a girl proposed to a sardar & sardar
denied simply saying that in our family,we marry only
our relatives.. my Mom married my Dad, my Brother
married my Bhabhi, my Uncle married my Aunt & so on ..
So please excuse me !!!!!
Sardarjee to Sunita: 'I want to marry you.'
Sunita: 'But I am one year elder to you.'
Sardarjee: 'No Problem, then I will marry you next
year.'
Q:) Why does sardarji brings binoculorses in his own
marriage?
A:) To see his far reletavies.
A sardar was very fond of sensational and detective
novels, but he always started reading from the middle.
A friend of his asked why he did so?
'It'z doubly interesting', said the Sardar.
'To start from the middle keeps one curious not only
about its conclusion but also about its beginning.'
'Help.... the Titanic is going to be drowned....'
Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or
praying to God... Just then an Italian asks the nearby
Sardarji in the ship.
Italian : How far is land, from here ?
Sardarji : Two miles .
Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools
making noise. I have got the experience of swimming
even more.
The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes
up to the layer to ask something again.
Italian : Just tell me which side, is land two miles
from here ?
Sardarji : Downwards... !!
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