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Articles: Humour | How to kill a Lion?
- Mr. BALAJI SUBBARAYAN
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Rajnikanth Method: Keep warning the lion that you may come and attack anytime. The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.
Jayalalitha Method: Send Police commisioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it, while it's sleeping !
Manirathnam Method : Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the Keep murmuring something in its ears. The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.
Balachandar Method : Send a lioness into the forest. our lion and lioness fall in love with each other. Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by another lion. First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness. But 2nd lioness loves both lions. Now send another lioness(third) into the forest. You dont understand right... ok....read it after 15 years, then also you wont !
Kamalhasan Method: Go near the lion and cry like anything. Lion will die of sorrow !
Nagarjuna method: Bring two lionesses. Make your lion to fall in love with one lioness. Simultaneously another lioness has to love this lion arrange for some 6 or 7 songs(three songs with first lioness-two songs with second lioness, one song solo and another one is philosophical. Finally see to that any of the lioness wont die because of villain, or accident or by any complicated disease(notla doorani viyathi). Lion will get confusion how to manage two lionesses. Then lion will die due to mental agony.
Shahrukh khan method: Release a film like 'ASHOKA' and make the lion to watch the movie.
Rahul Dravid method: Ask the lion to bowl at you. You bat for 200 balls and score 1 run.
Menaka Gandhi method: Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously.
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