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Articles: Humour | Love Virus
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With rumours of a new disease 'LOVE GUNYA', gripping various parts of the globe, health experts rush into clarify that there is no such disease.
In severe cases of chikungunya, patients may develop rashes all over the body... But in this case the lovegunya affects not only body and mind but leaves scars all over the personalities ' says Dr. Suhana, the expert on the subject.He continues that lovegunya is one of the dreaded diseases which has its origins since Adam and Eve ate the forbidden apple.
Places like, TP Chat room / Rediff chat room etc., are reporeted to be the sources where this lovegunya easily spreads from maligning the total chatters as per latest investigations of Prof. Dr. Nihaoxihaun, the Head of World Health Organisation.
A survey conducted in this regard observes and reports that atleast 75 percent of male population and 95 % of female population are affected with this kind of dreaded disease.
As per the version of one Mrs.Sajani, a senior chater who was severely afflicted with lovegunya concludes that it is quite normal now a days as the food we eat and the resistance possessed by our bodies has come down. However she points out that lovegunya is not as bad as chikungunya and the people need not much worry on account of the disease as it is not deadly.
A repoter named Suman says its much worrying factor than chikungunya.He is of firm opinion that lovegunya needs to be eliminated on war footing basis as this is likely to lead to some kind of a calamity as time passes on. He cites various cases of persons affected with lovegunya in his article giving detailed account of the patients by name.
However one Mr. Mohakri a long term patient of lovegunya clarifies that there is no lovegunya.. but terms it as 'Love fever'.Or adameve fever of old stone ages.According to him the fever is transmitted by a VIrus he calls as ' Padds'. In his extensive observations on lovegunya , which spreads through bite of PADDS virus is most rampant in TP chat rooms, especially to afternoon chaters.
Prof. Vajja has a different version on this issue and differs on vital points of argumnt put foth by Mohakri. He says the findings of Suman are more relevent and all concerned nations should tackle the issue unitedly with a five point formula, which he calls Pancha Sheela..
A further report on lovegunya will be made available to readers as space is constraint for today.. so Wish all lovegunya affected patients will contribute more to avoid this dreaded disease.
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