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Articles: Humour | It's a Girl's World!!
- Mr. Mohan
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If he is late for class, he is told,'Time and Tide wait for none'.
If she is late, then the bus was late.
If a girl is dressed as a boy, she is modern, says the world.
But if a boy is dressed as a girl, 'Has he escaped from the Zoo?'
If a boy talks with a girl, 'I think he is trying for her'
But if a girl talks with a boy, then she is trying to be friendly.
When a girl cries, the world is convinced of her
But when a boy cries, 'Come on man! Don't be a girl'.
If a girl meets with an accident, then it's the mistake of others.
And if a boy meets with an accident, 'I think you should learn to drive'.
If a boy sits in front of a city bus, he is mannerless and cultureless brute.
But if a girl sits in the back seat, 'Try to respect ladies, man!
If a boy gets a big rank in an entrance exam, 'You've to work hard'.
But if a girl gets a big rank,... still got 20! Reservation.
If there are girls in a class, the professor gives an interesting lecture,
And if there are no girls, he says,there is no class today.
If a girl does not answer during a viva, then atleast 'smile' says the examiner.
But when a boy does not answer,'better luck next time'.
It's a Girl's World!! Is n't it?
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