1. Why does your sister pick up soap bubbles and put them to her ear ?
Because she like's soap operas.
2. Why does your sister not like peanuts ?
Has anyone ever seen a skinny elephant ?
3. Brother: What kind of sharks never eat women ?
Sister: Man-eating sharks.
4. Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?
Because she wanted to get rich milk.
5. Sister: What goes up but never comes down ?
Brother: Your age.
6. Brother: How do you top a car ?
Sister: Tep on the brake, tupid.
7. Ramu: My sister wants to be an actress.
Shamu: Is she pretty ?
Ramu: Well, put it this way, she'd be perfect on radio.
8. Ramu: Yours sister uses too much makeup.
Shamu: Do you think so ?
Ramu: Yes. It's so thick that if you tell her a joke, five minutes after she's stopped laughing her face is still smiling.
9. Brother: Why is that dog staring at me like that ?
Sister: Don't mind him. He's just mad COs you're eating out of his dish.
10. Why was your sister fired from her job as an elevator operator ?
Because she couldn't remember the route.
11. Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?
Because she'd never be able to learn the language
12. Why did your sister plant birdseed ?
Because she wanted to raise canaries.
13. Why did your sister ask your father to sit in the refrigerator ?
Because she wanted an ice-cold pop !
14. Why does your sister wear a life jacket to bed ?
Because she sleeps on a water bed.
15. Teacher: What's this a picture of ?
Class: Don't know, Miss.
Teacher: It's a kangaroo.
Class: What's a kangaroo, miss ?
Teacher: A kangaroo is a native of Australia.
Smallest boy: Wow, my sister's married one of them .
16. Brother: What two things can you never eat for breakfast ?
Sister: Lunch and dinner.
17. Why did your sister take a bicycle to bed ?
Because she didn't want to walk in her sleep.
18. Why did your sister go to the night school ?
Because she wanted to learn to read in the dark.
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