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Articles: Humour | Pakistan's education system
- Mr. Gautham Susarla
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The new education system introduced in Pakistan. The following are some of the 'reputed' institutes, the courses offered by them and their Entrance tests.
IIT:
Islamic Institute of Terrorism (through JEE: Jehadi
Entrance Exam-----coaching for JEE will be offered
only in Kashmir and not in any Ramaiah or
Krishnamurthy)
IIM:
International Infiltration Management (through
CAT:Careers in Al-Quaeda &
Taliban-----------guaranteed foreign placement)
IAS:
Iraq After Saddam(This is a research course
established with the Aid of CNN-Ame!rica and not
many placement opportunities)
M.M.Tech.:
Masters in Militancy Techniques (through GATE:
Graduate Aptitude Test in EXTREMISM----------This is
a post-graduate course equivalent to Indian M.Tech.
only for the Engineers graduated from IITs)
M.S: Musharraf's Security (highly competitive and
equally paid service through GRE: Grooming the Rising
Extremists and TOEFL: Test Of Efficiency In Fighting
and Looting)
....... Interested candidates can obtain further
details and prospectus free from the following
addresses:
The Head,
ISI, Karachi.
The Head,
LeT, Lahore.
The Head,
JeM, Peshawar.
The Headless Head (alias Musharraf)
Military Ruler Of Pakistan, Islamabad.
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