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Articles: Humour | jokes
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Ramu: Sir, my stomach aches awfully.
Teacher: It is because your stomach contains nothing.
Teacher (after some time): Ah! My head is aching very badly.
Ramu: It is because your head contains nothing.
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Uncle: Ravi, how did you find the weather at Mahabaleswar?
Ravi: I went outside and there it was.
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Ramesh: Satish stay here tonight. There is going to be heavy rain and lighting.
Satish : All right, I will just go home and get my pyjama.
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Reena and her father were having a talk
Reena : Father, we will soon be rich.
Father: How, my dear?
Reena : Our teacher is going to teach us to covert paise to rupee.
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At a restaurant, the waiter served a customer with his dinner. When the customer finished his dinner, the waiter saw that he was washing the basin
Waiter: Sir, why are you washing the basin?
Customer: Don’t you see ‘Wash Basin’ written on the wall?
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First bald man to another: do you have any problem because of your baldness? Second bald man: Nothing serious, but whenever I wash my face, I don’t know where to end my face wash.
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Man (to his servant): Ramu a person is beating a donkey harshly and I immediately go and save him . Now tell me which characteristic of mine have I shown? Ramu(innocently): Sahib I would honestly say that you have shown your brotherhood t that donkey.
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Man to Doctor: How do I ensure a long life?
Doctor: Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor: No, but the thought of Long Life will never come to your life.
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Musharaf goes to hell there he asks yamaraj…. Can I make a call to Pakisthan, hw much I should pay? Yama replied no charge because hell to hell is free….
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Sehwag dresses like woman, because people may hit him and goes out to bring ration. Another woman whispers “hi Sehwag”. Sehwag: How do u know? Woman: I am Ganguly.
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Teacher (to a student): Foolish! Did you know the when Pandit Nehru was your age , he was a Class Leader?
Student: I know, Sir, I also know that when Pandit Nehru was your age, he was the Prime Minister.
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