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Articles: Humour | Sardar Strikes again
- Mr. Mohan
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Sardar bought a new mobile.
He called everyone from his Phone Book & said 'My
Mobile No. has
changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610'
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Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical
College.
Banta : Really, what is he studying,
Santa : No he is not studying, they are Studying him.
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What is Common between: Krishna, Ram, Gandhi &
Jesus..?
Sardar ji Replied: All are Born on Government
Holidays.
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Santa falls in love with a nurse...After much
thinking, he finally
writes a love letter to her: 'I love u sister.'
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Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I
write for mother
tongue.?
Santa: Very long!
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Santa went out to buy an Indian flag.
The shop owner gave him the flag.
Guess what did he ask next... Ismein aur colour
dikhayiye.
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Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
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Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
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