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Articles: Humour | Jokes - Mrs. అనామిక
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Sardar was sitting in beach in America.
First American to sardar : Are you relaxing?
Sardar : No I am Pappu Singh
Another American : Are u relaxing?
Sardar : No I am Pappu Singh.
then sardar leaves the place in anger
Then he sees an american lying in the beach. He goes to him & asks : Are You relaxing?
The american says yes.
Then the sardar slaps him and tells: Everyone are searching for you and you are lying here.
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Sardars dad died and he was crying
After some time he gets a call and after receiving it he cries louder. His friend asks him 'What happened.Whose call was it.Why are you crying more'
He tells 'That was my sister's call. She told that even her father also died.
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Kid : Mom who is God?
Mom : God is neither male nor female, not child not adult, not
black not white and he loves children
Kid : Oh! Michael Jackson.
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Sardar: I just had a narrow escape. A bus went over me.
Friend: Great, how did u escape?
Sardar: Luckily, I was standing under a flyover.
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