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Articles: Humour | Sardar jokes
- Mrs. PADMALATHA
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Daily Wear
Once a sardar goes to buy underwear.
On choosing one he ask for its price.
The shopkeaper said it cost u 500 rupees.
On this sardar said 'oye daily wear dikha party wear nahi'
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Lunch
Three men are on lunch break. One is a sardar, one is gujarati and one is bengali. The gujarati says 'If I get this same lunch tommorow, will jump off the building.' The bengali says, 'Yeah, if I get the same lunch tommorow, I will jump off the building too.' The sardar says, 'Yeah, I will also jump off if I get the same lunch.' Next day, all three men get the same lunch. The wives are mourning. The gujarati's wife says, 'If I knew he wanted something else i would have made it.' The bengali's wife says 'Yea, I would have made something else if I knew.' The sadar's wife says, 'But my husband made his own lunch.'
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Main Kya Karoon
Sardarji, agar aap ki biwi ko bhoot pakad le toh aap kya karoge?
Sardarji: Usme main kya karoon, abh bhoot ne galti ki hai, toh wohi bhugtega.
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Wrong Number
sardar from shimla phone to his wife living in delhi.
sardar:hello,memsaab ko phone do zara
(servant receive the phone)
servant:memsaab uske husband ke saath soo rahi
sardar:kya,to main koun hoon
servant:mujhe kya patha
sardar:ek kam karo,udar gun hai na,leke memsaab ko maar kar aa,baad mein bataeinge kya karne keliye.
servant:achaa saab memsaab ko mardiya,ab kya karu
sardar:body ko ghar ke neeche phenk do
servant:hamara ghar to ground floor pe hain
sardar:sorry,mera ghar to 10th floor pe hain.
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English Exam
Banta singh finished his English exam and came out. His friends asked him how did he do his exam, for that he replied 'Exam was okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I thought, thought, thought ... and atlast I wrote THUNK !!!'
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