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Articles: Humour | Funny Lines
- Mrs. madhavi bhoomasamudram
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Dear All,
I want to share with you all. enjoooooooooy
Read these funny lines:-
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. then
I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack ...
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God saw me hungry, he created pizza ..
He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi ..
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
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Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
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TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family?
STUDENTS== Daddy cat, Mummy cat and two kittens !
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Police man== Stop, stop, your headlights are not
working.
The Man== Move, move, even the brakes are not
working.
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Why does history keep repeating it self?
Because we weren't listening the first time!
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A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning
house...
still he was in jail.......why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !
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'Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the
violin after the operation?'
'Yes of course....'
'Great! I never could before'
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The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and
flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain
on you?
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When ur life is in darkness pray to God ask him to
free u from darkness and if after you pray and your
still in darkness, please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !
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