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Articles: Humour | Sardarji Jokes
- Mr. Madhusudhan Rao Yajjala
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Sardars are the only people in this world who always feel happy on hearing jokes on themselves. Other people feel very jealous if any joke is made on them. This is the greatness of SARDARS!! They remain happy all the time and make people happy around themselves. They think that always be happy and make others happy!!
Here are the jokes
1. Banta Singh went to an eye specialist to get his eyes tested and asked, 'Doctor, will I be able to read after wearing glasses?'
'Yes, of course', said the doctor, 'why not!'
'Oh! How nice it would be', said Banta with joy, 'I have been illiterate for so long'.
2. Mr. Singh was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column 'SALARY EXPECTED'. He was not sure what to write there. After much thought he wrote : Yes.
3. This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him 'kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai. cinema hi to hai'.
Sardarji replies 'Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata'.
4. Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees and started thanking God.
A passerby saw him and asked, 'Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for?'
The sardarji replied, 'I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too'.
5. Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the seat of his pants, but it wouldn't light. He tried another. It wouldn't light. The third one finally lit. He lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.
'What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?' asked his neighbour.
'That's a good match. I'll use it again'.
6. Sardarji, 'Excuse me sir, what time is it?'
Man 'It's 315'.
Sardarji (puzzled look on his face) 'You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer'.
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