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Articles: Time Pass | Time pass jokes
- Mr. NAGESWARA RAO PALADUGU
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Hey folks have some fun with these 'jokes'.
A Husband's Moment of Realization
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma
for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every
single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come
nearer.
As she sat by him, he said, 'You know what? You have been
with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you
were there to support me. When my business failed, you were
there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost
the house, you gave me support. When my health started
failing, you were still by my side... You know what?'
'What dear?' She asked gently.
'I think you bring me bad luck.'
Adam Talks All About Eve
After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking in the
Garden with God. Adam told God how much the woman means to
him and how blessed he feels to have her. Adam began to ask
questions about her.
Adam: Lord, Eve is beautiful. Why did you make her so
beautiful?
God: So you will always want to look at her.
Adam: Lord, her skin is so soft. Why did you make her skin
so soft?
God: So you will always want to touch her.
Adam: She always smells so good. Lord, why did you make her
smell so good?
God: So you will always want to be near her.
Adam: That's wonderful Lord, and I don't want to seem
ungrateful, but why did you make her so stupid?
God: So she would love you.
All You Can Drink
A man walks into a bar, sits down on a bench and orders a
cold one. He swigs down the beer, looks in his pocket,
cringes and orders another. He gulps down that one, looks
in his pocket again, cringes and orders yet another one.
This goes on for at least an hour and a half.
Finally the bartender, bursting with curiousity, says, 'I
know it's none of my business buddy, but I have to ask. Why
the whole 'drink, look in pocket, cringe and order another
one' routine?'
'Well,' slurred the man, 'There's a picture of my wife in
my pocket. When she starts to look good, then it's time for
me to go home.'
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