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Articles: My Experience | I'm back
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thankz every1 for the very generous comments u have made...naa article lo subject line nunchi line ki chaala fast ga change avuthundi...coz' i speak my brain...kondariki adi malyalam cinema la vundochchu...so my apologeez...this is not going to be a sequel to the last bench article but will guarantee u a laff...so read on...
college ayipoindi...lab lo andarni kamma dobbi, dil kush aina tharuvatha gate daggaraki naduchukoni vachcham neenu naa iddaru friends...cool evala bus kosam wait cheyakkarla...manodu scooter techchadu anukunna manasulo...vaadu scooter start chesi yekkandra annadu...vaadi scooter ki venakathala ladies koorchunappudu pattukone rod vuntundi kadandi...adi triples ekki nappudu pichcha level lo guchchu kontundi...inthalo na friend nuvvu podugga vuntav kadara venakala koorchu ani tapi mani ekkesadu...'aha aa route lo vachchava nuvvu' ani emi cheyaleka baaaack sitting vesaa...(ee back sitting ni 'thoda parichayalu' ane vallam appatlo...for obvious reasons)...happy ga highway lo veltunnam...scooter up ekkuthundi...sudden ga 'dhaaaam' front tyre puncture ayyindi...mavodu konchem talented driver...scooter tinnaga teesu kelli road pakkana vunna matti guttalo pettadu...neenu 6'2' vunta so kaallu kinda petti scooter padakunda choosa...eelopu naa friends parugettukoni chettu daggaraki velli daakunnaru...naaku emi cheyalo teliyaka neenu parugetti chettu venakathala commit ayya...vallu thongi choostonte kuthoohalam aapukoleka...'chettu venakala sitting petta remitira?' ani adiga...'nee yankamma, mana venakathala bus lo mana class ammailu ekkaru choodaledha'...annadu na friend...bus velle daaka chettu dagara wait chesaam...mari ade...aa tharuvatha oka kilometer toyinchadu scooter na cheta mechanic shop ki...
b.tech lo ma next row last bench lo...hmmm let me put this in a sensitive way...maanchi colouring vundedi...(heheheh)meemu gola chestunte, meeru elagu fail avutharu mammalni class vina neeyochchuga ani english lo kopam ga annadi ammai...(meemu muddu ga puppy ani piluchu kone vallam aa ammai ni)...neenu inka andukunna...'jis desh me ganga ji behti hai...vus bharat ki bheti angreji mee bhaat karti hai kya'...aggi meeda ramar pillai petrol posi natlu mavollu full navvulu...neenu malli dorika lecturer ki...same computer lecturer...'whats that noise...if u know everything come here and teach it' annadi...manam full happies...naduchukoni velli chalk-piece teesukunna...cha ee mukka meemu munde computer institute lo nerchukunnam ani mansulo anukoni...lecture start chesa...i have pakka american accent...dont confuse it with posh english accent...naatho fone lo matladithe i guarantee u will mistake me for an american...india lo ekkuva english lo matlade vaadini kaadu endukante matladithe veedu enti egastraa chestunnadu annattu choosevaru...mottaniki lecture ichcha...cut cheste appat nunchi i was that lecturers favorite student...and malli cut cheste puppy na gurrlfriend ;)...(and no we are not together anymore)
routine ga oka saari gola chestoo dorikithe oka Asst. Prof. lepi duster teesukoni board cherapa mannadu...neenu serious ga lechi naaku dust allergy ani cheppa...na pakkana friend ni lepadu...vaadu lechi dust allergy annadu...na bench lo remaining iddarni lepithe vallu beat marcha kunda...dust allergy sir annaru...prof ki full mandi...velli principal ki complaint ichchadu...lunch lo maa classmate parugettu koni vachchi 'orey mee perlu goda ekkai' annadu...teera chooste bulletin board lo mamalni oka week classes nunchi suspend chesi nattu notice vunnadi...anthe afternoon matho patu vunna...mech batch...comp sci batch...chem batch...maa electrical batch valla andarni classes boycott cheyincham...college bayataku velli chettu kinda koorchunnam...mottaniki principal digi vachchi suspension cancel cheste gaani class ki vella ledu...appat nunchi aa chettuni 'panchayiti chettu' ani piliche vallam...
india lo vudyogam leka chaduvu leka khaliga vunte...pakkintodu...edurintodu...prateee okkadu pilichi mareee 'enti abbai...b.tech. ayyindaa...ippudu emiti chestunnav?' ani aduguthadu...kashtapadi US vachchi ikkada chimpinchu koni india velte...adige vaadu evadu vundadu...mee vodu US nunchi vachchadu antaga emi techchadu ani relatives...edo manam ikkada lakshalu sampadistunnattu...posh ga handycam pattu keltam...back US vachchi vaache tatlu pani chesi minimum payments kattukovali daaniki...
US lo kontha mandi bhale variety roomates vuntaru...fridge lo evadi guddu meeda vaadu peru rasukuntadu...paina shelf lo food naadi...kinda shelf lo food needi antaru...neeku monna 10 cents ichcha...avi inka nuvvu evvaledhu ani adige vaallu vuntaru...vaadni oorantha na jeep lo tippataniki naaku 10 dollarlu gas bokka...mari adi evadistadu???...
US lo restaurant ki velli nappudu waitress 'what drinks?' anagane...'coke' antaam style ga...techchi pettam gane...waitress ki pedda smile ichchi 'thaaanx'...ade india lo aithe...kurchi lo saaapi kurchoni...'rey rendu tea'...paapum vaadu techchi pedathadu...atleast oka look kooda ivvam...india lo traffic police aapadaaniki try cheste...bike raise chesi vellipotham...US lo cop siren vesadu ante road pakaku pull cheyali...leka pothe pedda car chase...paina helicopter nunchi tv vallu local channel lo live prasaram...india lo apartments lo arati-pandu thinnam ante...kitiki lonchi thokka zuuiiieeee mani bayataki eguruthundu...US lo prateedi trash can loki vellali...ee topic bagundi...US lo India lo...hey meeku evarikaina US lo India lo differences gaani similarities gaani gurtuku vaste...crazy_yoyo_dick@yahoo.com ki mail cheyandi...neenu vaatini collect chesi mee perutho saha inko article compose chesta tp.com variki...
inka nadum noppi peduthundi...untill next time...IsTrI ChOkKa
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