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Articles: Time Pass | Some Facts but No Logic.
- Prof. 00782 Maverick
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· Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
· To err is human; to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
· The road to success.... is always under construction.
· Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does milk.
· In order to get a loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
· All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.
· Since light travels faster than sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
· Everyone has a scheme of getting rich - which never works.
· If at first you don't succeed.. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
· You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
· Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
· 42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot.
· As soon as you mention something - if it is good, it is taken. If it is bad, it happens.
· He, who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.
· If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late the bus is still late.
· Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
· When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
· If you have paper, you don't have a pen... If you have a pen, you don't have paper.. if you have both, no one calls.
· Especially for engineering students---- If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.
· You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
· All buses are crowded. However, all buses in opposite direction always go empty.
· The doorbell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
· After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.
· If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.
· The last person to be fired or quit is responsible for all the errors until another person is fired or quits.
· Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoke
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