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Articles: Humour | Some Sardar Jokes - Enjoy
- Mr. Srinivas Janapati
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'n'joy some Surd jokes
Santa Singh : 'Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made. The top is closed. How can you fill lassi in it ?'
Banta Singh : 'Yes, that's funny. And even if you make a hole at the top, how will the lassi stay in the glass when the bottom is open?'
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Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit. The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on. 'Oye, I am only following the instructions yaar,' he says, ' it says here, 'Answer the following questions in brief'.'
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An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon to test a lie detector .
The Englishman says: 'I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer'.
BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.
'Ok', he says, '10 bottles'.
And the machine is silent.
The American says: 'I think I can eat 15 hamburgers'.
BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.
'All right, 8 hamburgers'.
And the machine's silent.
The Sardarji says: 'I think...', BUZZZZZZ goes the machine.
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Santa and Banta work in a software company. One day, they were to move their m/cs to another building. Santa was having a tough time carrying his machine.
Santa : 'My m/c has 500 MB disk.
See how easily I am carrying it. Yours has just 250 MB.
Can't you carry even this much?'
Banta : 'But yours is empty and my disk is full'!!!
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Santa : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and the other one is blue with red spots! Banta : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.
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Banta Singh got tired of being the butt of jokes and decided to do his PhD. Banta was looking out for a unique subject to write his thesis when he saw a cockroach. Banta placed the cockroach on the table and cut one of its leg. Then he said 'WALK'. The cockroach moves forward. Then Banta cut its second leg and commanded 'WALK' . The cockroach manages to moves forward. Then Banta cut its third leg and commanded 'WALK'. The cockroach manages to wriggle forward on one leg. Finally Banta cut its fourth leg and said 'WALK'. The poor cockroach could not move and lay helplessly on the table. He repeats the same with over 1000 cockroaches. He finds that the results in all his experiments match. Banta is jubilant, 'NOW' says Banta 'MY THESIS IS READY' and proceeds to write it. 'WHEN YOU CUT FOUR LEGS OF A COCKROACH IT BECOMES DEAF'.
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