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Articles: Humour | Innovative Love Letter - Mr. SRINIVAS B
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A young attractive teenage college girl received love letter from her class mate. Also he got a reply from the girl.
It was as follows
My dear Ashwini,
Please answer the following questionaire. For (a) - 10
marks, (b) - 5 marks, (c) - 3 marks.
If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. Don't delay in
express it.
If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in your heart and
it's getting ready to bloom.
If you have scored less than 30, you are in confusion whether to love me
or
not.
1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me
because
(a) of love
(b) you couldn't control seeting me
(c) really .... am I doing it
2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at
me because
(a) you always like to see me smiling
(b) you are testing whether I like jokes
(c) you are attracted by my smile
3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you
stopped
singing because
(a) you are so coy to sing before me
(b) my presence influenced you
(c) you feared that whether I'll like your song
4) when you were showing your child photo, when I asked for it, you hid
it
because
(a) you felt ashamed
(b) you felt uneasy
(c) you don't know
5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting you.
you
took only my friend's because
(a) you enjoyed my disappointment
(b) you won't feel leaving my hand after grabing
(c) you don't know
6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn't get into your bus.
(a) you were waiting for me
(b) you were dreaming about me and didn't notice the bus
(c) that bus was crowded
7) you introduced me to your parents when they came to college because
(a) I am going to be their groom
(b) you just want to know what your parents think about me
(c) just you felt like introducing me to them
8) I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a
rose on
your head because
(a) to fulfil my wish
(b) you like roses
(c) by chance you got a rose
9) On that day, it was my birthday. you too came to temple early at
600 AM because
(a) you want to pray along with me
(b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday
(c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual
Eagerly awaiting the result of Love Exam
- Aakash
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Ashwini's reply letter was also in Q/A format.
Aakash,
Please answer the following Yes/No questionaire.
1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the
class, sees them
(a) Yes
(b) No
2) If a girls laughs and sees anyone, is it love ?
(a) Yes
(b) No
3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will he/she
stop singing or not ?
(a) Yes
(b) No
4) I was showing to my friends who are girls. You poked you nose
inside .... right ?
(a) Yes
(b) No
5) I avoided to hold your hand during trekking. Couldn't you understand
yet ?
(a) Yes
(b) No
6) Should I not wait for my friend(girl) ?
(a) Yes
(b) No
7) Shouldn't I introduce you to my parents as a friend ?
(a) Yes
(b) No
8) You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana's flower. Is
it true ?
(a) Yes
(b) No
9) Oh was that your birthday. Thats why I could see you in temple. I come daily to Temple. Do you know ?
(a) Yes
(b) No
If you have answered 'Yes' to any of the question, then I am not
loving you.
If you have answered 'No', then you don't know the meaning of Love.
- Ashwini
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