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Articles: Time Pass | Funny Love Definitions
- Mr Someswara Rao
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Doctor's Love
Love is like a minute virus, which floats in air, which goes in and out of our body. The more you inhale deeply, more you can be effected with love. It starts from heart and in advance stages effects mind also. This disease spreads very fast, we are under the process of finding the medicine for this.
Electrical Engineer's Love
Love is like random electrical signal being passed from one heart to another. You really don't know which signal will hit you when, only when one gets the shock, the person will confirm that he is in love.
Civil Engineer's Love
Love is like a bridge which abridges the gap between two hearts, initially no one thinks that Love Bridge is possible between two hearts, it all depends on which type of foundation and cement you use to build the bridge. If same cement is used from both sides, single love bridge is made, else two or more.
Software Programmer's Love
Love is a program which starts from one heart and ends at other heart, where all if then else conditions apply in very complex way. Actually the love program generally returns success, but if some run time error occurs, it returns null.
Java Programmer's Love
Love is a process which consists of many threads which work mostly independently of each other. Each thread is having three stages, 'don't know', 'success' and 'failure'.
C Programmer's Love
Love is a very structured program where first step is the initialization of two hearts and various parameters are being passed from one heart to another. Mostly parameters are passed by values, but if required they are also passed as references. If both the data types passed are compatible, then success is returned, else returns null. If any run time error occurs, both systems go in infinite loop.
Database Programmer's Love
Love is a database where the relation between two hearts is made, which consists of few attributes and many constraints. Generally love database consist of no null values. If any one value is null, this may result to data corruption of the database.
Hardware Engineer's Love
Love is a plug n play device which can be installed in any heart anytime. The basic minimum requirements of the two systems is memory (both primary and secondary) should be very high because much processing goes on continuously.
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