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Articles: Humour | SHOLAY ....Software
- Mrs. MadhaviReddy Madhu
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Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered.
They reach Ramgad and starts shouting: 'Abe O thakur! Kahan hai wo loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya'.
Thakur [with anger] :'Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai.'
Kaalia: 'Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya?'
Thakur: 'Nazar uttha ke dekh,Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai.'
Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a laptop.
Kaalia Starts laughing and says:'Ha ha ha... thakur ne phresers (Freshers) ko liya ho kya. Hee hee ye log programming karenge? Inko toe DOS commands bhi nahin aate.'
Veeru :'Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log consultants hain, kuch bhi kar sakte hain.'
Jay hits some commands on his keyboard, then says :'jaao kaalia, gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya.'
Now at GABBAR'S DEN.............................
Gabbar: 'Kitne bugs they?'
Kaalia: ' Do sarkaar.'
Gabbar: 'Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake? Kya soch key aaye ho? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga? Naya assignment dega aur increment bhi? Iski saza milegi... barobar milegi.'
[Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa].'Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?'
Sambaa:'Chhey sarkaar.'
Gabbar:'Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naainsaafi hai. [logout - logout - logout]. Haan ab theek hai... ab tera kya hoga Kaalia?'
Kaalia:'Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha.'
Gabbar: 'Toe ab documentation kar ! Hee hee hee hey haah.'
Kaalia:'Nahiiiiiiiiiii....@#$@%#. ! ! ! !....'
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