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Articles: Humour | If you love someone (other versions...)
- Ms. sanjana l
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ORIGINAL QUOTE....
If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was....
OTHER VERSIONS.....
Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
* If she comes back, and if you love her still, set
her free again, repeat *
C++ Programmer:
if(you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe;
Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment
of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states
that...
Bill Gates :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees
and
but tell her that she's also going to get an
upgrade.
Biologist :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
She'll evolve.
Statisticians :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back
is high
If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.
Schwarzenegger's fans:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!
Over possessive person:
If you love someone
don't set her free.
HR specialist:
If you love someone
set her free by Offering her VRS and other benefits
Then outsource her.
MBA:
If you love someone
set her free instantaneously
and look for others simultaneously
Psychologist:
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back her super ego is dominant
If she doesn't come back her id is supreme
If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.
Rhett Butler:
If you love someone
set YOURSELF FREE
If she asks you why
say you don't give a damn.
ERP functional expert:
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, map her into your system
If she does'nt, carry out a gap-fit analysis
Finance expert:
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back its time to look fresh loans
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.
Marketing Expert:
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back she has brand loyalty
If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new markets
Pessimist:
f you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was
Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.
Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't comes back within some time forget
her.
PatX-Mozilla-Status: 0009meone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she
comes back ...
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