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Articles: Humour | Bill Clinton
- Mr. venkatarao mahanti
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Clinton died and went to heaven; or to be more accurate, the pearly gates. After knocking at the gates, Saint Peter appeared.
'Who goes there?' asked Saint Peter.
'Tis I, your Lordship, President Bill Clinton.'
'And what do you want?' asked Saint Peter.
'Lemme in,' replied Clinton,
'Soooo,' pondered Saint Peter. 'What bad things did you do on earth?'
Clinton thought a while and answered, 'Well, I smoked marijuana, but you shouldn't hold that against me because I didn't inhale. I guess I had extramarital sex, but you shouldn't hold that against me because I didn't really have sexual relations. And I lied, but I didn't commit perjury.'
After several moments of deliberation, Saint Peter replied, 'OK, here's the deal. We'll send you some place where it is very hot, but we won't call it 'Hell'. You'll be there for an indefinite period, but we won't call it 'eternity'. And don't 'abandon all hope' upon entering, just don't hold your breath for it to freeze.'
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