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Articles: Humour | Hope you like it - Mr. venkatarao mahanti
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mainay poocha chand say
dekha hai kahin maray yaar sa haseen
chand nay kaha
saale itnay upar say dikhta hai kya
Good morning...
Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today?
1)Pray, so that u may live...
2)Take a bath - so that others may live too!
Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart, You are blessed with both!'
FLATTERED...?. Don't Be, it was sent to me, I just wanted you to read it.
From Monday to Sunday
From January To December
From birth till my death
My feelings for you have never changed.
For me, you've always been........... a headache
Din ko chain nahi
Raat ko aram nahi.
Jee na lagay kahen
Aay khuda kya yahi pyar hai?
Arey Pagal.. yeh pyar nahi ..... Aaj ka temperature 43 degree celcius hai.
My friend, the best quality that I like about you is that, U R very sentimental .... (10% Senti and 90% Mental).
Dark were those days, without your sight.
When I was in darkness, you gave me light.
You gave me strength 2 make life bright.
Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT
Khuda se Scooter manga.. Car di;
Apartment manga.. bangla diya;
dost manga to tumhain diya..
Khuda ne is bar aisa zulm kyoun kia
When I C the moon I C U
When I C the stars I C U
When I C the Sea I C U
Get out of the way you are blocking my view.
I mixed RUM in water and got drunk.
I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk.
I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again.
Now I have decided never to drink water again !!!
Zindagi mein tum bohat aage jaaoogay
kyonkay jahan bhi tum jaooge
sab kahaingay, chal be chal aagay chal.
One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
'Why are you eating grass?'he asked one man.
'We don't have any money for food.', The poorman replied.
'Oh, come along with me then.'
'But sir, I have a wife with two children!'
'Bring them along! And you, come with us too!',he said to the other man.
'But sir, I have a wife with six children!' the second man answered.
'Bring them as well!'
They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limo.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows says 'Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.'
The rich man replied 'No, I appreciate you: the grass at my home is about three feet tall!'
khee kheee kheee
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