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Articles: Humour | cowism
- Mr. venkatarao mahanti
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Advaniism:-
You have two cows. You don't milk them. You worship them.
Chandrababuism:-
You have two cows in Vijayawada. You hook them to internet and milk them from Hyderabad.
Jayalalithaism:-
You have two cows. You teach them to cry, 'Ammeaaaaea...' and fall at your feet.
Karunanidhiism:-
You have two cows. You give one to your son and the other to your nephew.
Gandhism:-
You have two cows. But you drink goat's milk.
Indiraism:-
You have two bulls. You adamantly consider them as cows.
Lalooism:-
You have two cows. You buy Rs. 900 Crore worth of cattle feed for them.
Rajnikantism
You have two cows. You throw them into air and catch their milk in your mouth.
Rajivism:-
You have two cows. You paint them both to get colorful milk.
Thakreyism:-
You have two cows. You feed them only saffron flowers.
Vajpayeeism:-
You have two cows. You distribute the milk among your partners and you eat cattle-feed.
Veerappanism:-
You have two cows. You take over a reserved forest to feed them.
Azharism:-
You have only one cow. You take money from bookies to maintain it.
Bushism:-
You have as many cows as you like. You preach to others not to have any.
Clintonism:-
You have two cows. But you milk your neighbors' cows.
Musharrafism:-
Nawaz Sharif has two cows. Take them over.
Osamaism:-
You have two cows. You convert them into biological weapons.
Talibanism:-
You have two cows. You put them in purdah.
UNism:-
You have two cows. You don't milk them; you only lecture to them.
SOCIALISM :
You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
COMMUNISM :
You have 2 cows, the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
FASCISM :
You have 2 cows, the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
NAZISM :
You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots you.
BUREAUCRATISM :
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away...
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM :
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies,and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION :
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
A FRENCH CORPORATION :
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION :
You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION :
You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.
A BRITISH CORPORATION :
You have two cows. Both are mad.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION :
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION :
You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
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A SWISS CORPORATION :
You have 5000 cows, none of which belongs to you. You charge others for storing them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
AN ARKANSAS CORPORATION:
You have two cows. That one on the left is kinda cute...
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