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Sardar strikes back
- Mr. Spider SpiderMan

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One day evening a Sardarji starts from office to home with pushing his scooter manually. He met his friend on the way... Friend: why are you pushing your scooter manually? Sardarji: I forgot to bring the scooter key from my home. Friend: Is it! How did you come to office from home in the morning? Sardarji: I was pushing my scooter from home to office also in the morning. Cheating... How Does a Sardar Cheat the Railways?? He buys the ticket but doesn't travel !!!!!!!! Garry Kasporav & Sardarji Mr Banta Singh is traveling from Moscow to Turban Pore [Capital of Khalistan] by Kithe Pacific. Seated besides him is Gary Kasparov. Gary asks him whether he would like to play chess to kill time. Banta : Oye Gary you think I don't know who U are?. I can't compete with a world champion Gary : How about if I play left handed ? Banta : [Think.. Think..] 'OK! Banta is demolished in 4 moves... and is very upset through-out the rest of the journey. On landing he meets his friend Santa Singh. Banta : Hey! U know what! I played Chess with Gary Kasparov and he defeated me inspite of him playing left-handed..... Santa : Oye ullu-de pathey!! He sure did fool you!! U know what!! Gary IS LEFT-HANDED!! ***** Sardarji & Telugu One day a Sardarji talking with his friend....... Sardarji: We have to learn Telugu within 6 months or we will not be able to communicate with my child. Friend: Is it! Why? Sardarji: We have adopted a telugu child,it will start to speak after 6 mths. ****** Friend: What are you looking at? Banta Singh: I know your Password, hee, hee. Friend: all right, what is my Password if you saw it? Banta Singh: four asterisks! ***** Teacher: What is 5 plus 4? Banta Singh: 9 Teacher: What is 4 plus 5? Banta Singh: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!! **** Banta Singh: (crying) the doctor called, my mother is dead. Friend: condolence, my friend. After 2 minutes Banta Singh cries even louder Friend: what now? Banta Singh: my sister just called, her mother died too! ****** Banta Singh: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson. Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C? Banta Singh: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!! ***** Santa Singh: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs.because of a power failure. Banta Singh: Thats all right, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs. ***** Jasmeet Kaur watched her husband Santa Singh searching high and low, all over the living room. She asked him: 'What are you so frantically searching?' Santa: 'Hidden cameras!' Jasmeet: 'And what makes you think there are hidden cameras here?' Santa: 'Or else, every few minutes, how is that guy on television saying You are watching the Star World channel'? 'How can he know what I am watching?' ***** Titanic is sinking.... Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to god... Just then an Italian asks the nearby Sardarji in the ship. Italian : How far is land, from here ? Sardarji : Two miles. Italian : Only two miles!?.... then why are these fools making noise. I have got the experience of swimming even more. Sardarji : ??????..... (The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up to the Sardar to ask something again) Italian : Just tell me which side, land is two miles from here? Sardarji : Downwards .....

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