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Articles: Humour | Funny Slogans
- Mr. Srikanth Naidu CH
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Smoking helps you lose weight ... one lung at a time!
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When I read about the evils of drinking...I gave up.............reading.
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My Grandfather is eighty and still doesn't need glasses...
He drinks straight out of the bottle.
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I always leave an empty milk carton in the refrigerator just in
case someone wants Black Coffee.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, Snore and you sleep alone.
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the
universe is the fact that it has never tried to contact us.
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Seen on a bulletin board:
Success is relative. More the success, more the relatives.
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Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay:
We need your heads to run our business.
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A traffic slogan:
Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough or else they will never be.
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Sign in a restaurant:
All drinking water in this establishment has been personally passed by the manager.
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Seen in railway station at Patna:
Aana free, Jaana free, Pakde gaye to khana free.
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Advertisement in Pune Shop :
Guitar, for sale.......cheap...........no strings attached.
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Sign in a bar :
'Those .....drinking to forget........ please pay in advance.'
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Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.
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A Spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble
you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
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