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Articles: Humour | Highway Colours
- Ms. Aruna S
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One afternoon, a man was driving down the highway to visit a nearby lake and relax. On his way to the lake, a guy dressed from head to toe in red standing on the side of the highway gestures for him to stop. He rolled down the window and said, 'How can I help you?'
'I am the red jerk of the highway. You got something to eat?' said the guy in red. With a smile on his face, the man gave a sandwich and drove away.
Not even five minutes later, he comes across another guy dressed fully in yellow, standing on the side and waving for him to stop. A bit irritated, the man cranks down the window, and says, 'What can I do for you?' 'I am the yellow jerk of the highway. You got something to drink?' said the guy in yellow. Hardly managing to smile this time, he gave a can of Coke and stomped on the pedal.
In order to make it to the lakeside before sunset, he decides to go faster and not to stop no matter what.
To his frustration, he sees another guy on the side of the road, this one dressed in blue and signalling for him to stop.
Reluctantly, the man decides to stop one last time, rolls down his window, and yells, 'Let me guess. You’re the blue jerk of the highway, and just what the hell do you wanna have?'
'Driver’s license and registration, please.'
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