1. Nagging Bug in your program...
Ninu veedani needanu nene
Kalagaa migile katha nene...
2. First time in your life, your program has run for first shot without any error or warning
Bhale manchi roju....
Pasandaina roju.....
and
EE roju manchi roju...
Madhura mainadi , marapu raanidi...ee roju.....
3. Virus.
Mella mella mellagaa...
Anuvanuvu needegaa...
4. None of your programs work properly.
Nenu puttanu.. ee lokam navvindi....
Nenu navvanu .. ee lokam yedchindi....
Naakinka ee lokamtho pani emundi.....DONT CARE!
5. You are in an infinite loop.
Gaali vanalo ...Vana neetilo padava prayanam
Teeramekkado Gamyam memito....teliyadu papam.....
6. You have got a Null pointer assignment.
Ha! nee chekkili vela yentha....
Ha! nee mudduki ki giligintha...
7. Need to use Debugger at last.
Kanulu kanulu kalisenu, Kanne vayasu pilichenu,
Visurulanne paipaine Asalu mansu thelisene asalu mansu thelisene...
8. White box testing of code
Jagame Maya...... Brathuke Mayaa......
Vedalalo Saaraminthenayya.......
10. You are seeing beautiful .BMP in paintbrush.
Ee divilo virisina paarijaathamo
Ee kavilo merisina prema geethamo
Naa kannulu vennela kaanthi nimpene..
11. You are given the fastest computer on earth in your job
Bangaru kodi petta vache nandi.....
he pappa he pappa..he paaapa
Chengavi chira guttu chusukondi...
he pappa he pappa..he paaapa
12. Somebody wants to enter into IT industry.
Badram be careful bratharu,
Barthaga maaraku bachelaru,
Shaadi maate vaddu guru,
Solo brathuke so betteru.
13. Computer in sleep mode.
Mattu vadalaraa niddura mattu vadalaraa
Aa mattulona padithe gammatthuga chittavuduvuraa,
14. Virus on rampage.....
Raaja, raajadhi raja ee raaja.
Pooja, cheyyali kurrakaru pooja.
Ninna kaadu nedu kaadu eppudu ne raja,
kota ledu peta ledu appudu ne raja....
15. Virus scanner to a virus.
Ekkadiki pothavu chinnavaada
Naa choopullo chikkukunna kurravaada...
16. Searching the NET..
Oka laila kosam tiriganu desam.....
Prathi anuvu prathi chota....aame kosam......
And the Best One is..............
17. People, leaving their company for better jobs.
emunadakko!!!!! emunadakkaaaa!!!!!
mulle saduruikonnaa... vellipotavunnaa...
eevullo nakinka emunnadakko emunadakko!!!!!
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