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Articles: Time Pass | Free ....Love
- Ravi
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IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE,
SET HER FREE..
IF SHE COMES BACK, SHE'S YOURS,
IF SHE DOESN'T, SHE NEVER WAS...
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The New Versions................
Passimist:
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If you love someone,
Set her free....
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was.
Shakespeare:
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If you love someone,
Set her free....
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, here's the poison, suicide
yourself for her.
Optimist:
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If you love someone,
Set her free....
Don't worry, she will come back.
Suspicious:
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If you love someone,
Set her free....
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Impatient:
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If you love someone,
Set her free....
If she doesn't come back within some time forget
her.
Patient:
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IF you love someone,
Set her free...! .
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until
she comes back....
Religious:
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If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, baptize her,
If she doesn't, ask her to go to hell! --- (my fav. line... LOL)
Playful:
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If you love someone,
Set her free ....
*If she comes back, and if you love her still, set
her free again,
repeat*
C++ Programmer:
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if(you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe;
Animal-Rights Activist:
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If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
Lawyers:
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If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second
amendment of the
Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that....
Bill Gates:
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If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back, I think we can charge! her for
re-installation fees
but tell her that she's also going to get an
upgrade.
Biologist:
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If you love someone,
Set her free,
She'll evolve.
Statisticians:
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If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming
back is high
If she doesn't, the Weibull distribution and your
relation was
improbable anyway.
Schwarzenegger's fans:
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If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!
Salesman:
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If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, deal!
If she doesn't, so what! 'NEXT'.
Insurance agent:
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If you love someone,
Show her the plan ....
If she ever comes back, sign her up,
If she doesn't, keep follow up with her and never
give up!
Physician:
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If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, it's the law of gravity,
If she doesn't, either there's friction higher
than the! force or the
angle of collision between two objects did not
synchronize at the
right
angle.
Mathematician:
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If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, 1 + 1 = 2 (peanut!),
If she doesn't, Y = 2X - log(0.46Y^2 +(cos(52/34X)) x 5Y^(-0.5)c)
where, c is the infinite constant of no turning point.
Nowadays' style:
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If You Love Someone,
Set it free,
If It Comes Back, It is Yours
If It Doesn't, Hunted Down and Kill It...!!! OR
PERHAPS REPORT TO IMMIGRATION THAT SHE/HE IS AN
ILLEGAL MIGRANT...
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If you love someone
WHY IN THE FIRST PLACE SET HER FREE???
CARELESS IDIOT!!!
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'You don't stop loving someone,
if you do, you never really loved them!'
:)
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