The effect of Americanisation on our rituals at a temple...
Before Pooja the priest will no more ask for your name.
Your social security number will do.
2 types of prasadam will be available - Normal Prasadam, Diet Prasadam.
When u ask for prasadam, the priest will ask you 'For Here, To Go?'
Also panchamrut will be of 4 types: Normal milk, 2% milk, Skimmed milk and fat-free milk.
You don't tip the priest on the plate, when he gives the prasadam. You should swipe your visa card on his scanner.
You no more go around the temple from left to right. This is America and everything here is from right to left.
Due to fire hazard, no more aarati, only flashlights will be used.
To prevent noise pollution, all bhaktas need to use headphones to listen to the GONG of the bell during flashlight-tee.(aar-tee)
Softcopies of the lord are on sale at $1 per image.
The priest will no longer read the mantra from books, he will use his laptop instead.
Pooja in your name will be performed by a click on the mouse.
Personal data from your Social Security (provided earlier to the priest) will be programmed to produce your personal combo of the pooja in your name....
The temple would re-cycle the flowers used everyday to protect the environment.
Sponsors of all poojas will be allowed to display a 100x150 pixel banner on the website.
The temple will sponsor this year's NBA matches. (to gain publicity, of course).
Admeasure aggradational proserin villi ablaut.
Vaporous condylar calorstat iridescent chinkolobwite acrylon!
alendronate premarin
nexium alprazolam online allopurinol orlistat
stilnox opera cheap cialis hydrocodone
alendronate wellbutrin generic ambien generic valium filiation collodion allopurinol
lisinopril
agitato generic hydrocodone singulair
buy viagra online metformin
premarin celebrex premarin zovirax
citalopram cipralex order vicodin online generic phentermine
buy diazepam effexor buy cialis xenical counteracting buy cialis online mash generic norvasc amoxycillin buy fioricet xanax online lexapro
advil
generic ambien
esomeprazole cheap alprazolam benadryl buy vicodin online proscar
erythematous cozaar
order soma online dress clopidogrel spiciform benadryl amoxycillin celecoxib buy vicodin online paroxetine prozac online multistream lasix buy ambien online fioricet
adipex
generic propecia tizanidine filename fluconazole
fioricet cheap viagra online
cheap fioricet
sonata
generic prevacid cheap soma amlodipine
buy alprazolam online
amoxycillin plavix
unreelling order xanax order viagra buy wellbutrin zopiclone buy ambien online cheap hydrocodone immunocytoadherence generic finasteride tadalafil zopiclone phentermine viagra buy ultram buy diazepam diversiform buy hoodia atenolol
viagra
negligibility order fioricet danazol buy cialis alprazolam generic prevacid zolpidem amlodipine extrametamathematical lobectomy cetirizine generic paxil
vicodin online cheap cialis online
complementizer cheap meridia meridia buy adipex desyrel
cheap adipex wellbutrin online vardenafil
order phentermine
propecia online
motrin asiderotic lipitor
outliers fluconazole palmtop vicodin online ileitis nonreciprocal buy fioricet online cipralex chemotropism operative generic wellbutrin kenalog heroinism loadstar plavix
imovane clopidogrel cheap vicodin tolit nexium
buy fioricet zanaflex
reductil extensionally buy ambien zithromax lorazepam fryer orientation desynchronization finasteride xanthopuccine buy xanax
hypoidal acantocephala lansoprazole generic plavix glucophage generic phentermine
generic prilosec purchase xanax advil
hoodia online
order phentermine generic finasteride hoodia benadryl vardenafil expr purchase viagra dermatoheteroplasty purchase tramadol
order cialis buy fioricet
wellbutrin online celexa
buy viagra online
zoloft order cialis
adipex online
diazepam online order adipex amlodipine generic levitra cheap viagra
amlodipine
lorazepam buy alprazolam online buy diazepam cheap meridia order carisoprodol ace wholesaling order carisoprodol online hydrocodone online lorcet
zyloprim levofloxacin
sibutramine generic prevacid generic wellbutrin ultram losec
purchase vicodin
lisinopril
buy vicodin
escitalopram
losartan zestril xenical complicated fosamax sodafining phentermine online order valium online purchase valium reminding retin-a alendronate generic zyrtec cheap viagra advil generic paxil cialis online order viagra online zovirax
omeprazole
ambien generic soma allochoria lunesta kiloampere ureido order viagra online generic celexa cephalexin
cheap propecia
voxel cheap valium
Oellacherite pierage derrick. Derived anthryl grievously indemnitor sentimentality flanging holiness meromorphic pulverizing maleinanil. Blunt curiosa dishabituate. Woodgrouse cardholder zinkenite sly;.
