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Articles: Time Pass | Sardarji
- Ms. sujatha (THE GREAT) sujatha
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Sardarji's ability to make us laugh starts from his schooling.
TEACHER: Why are you late?
SARDARJI: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
SARDARJI: The one that says, 'School Ahead, Go Slow.'
TEACHER: Why are you doing your math sums on the floor?
SARDARJI: You told me to do it without using tables!
TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARDARJI: 'HIJKLMNO'!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARDARJI: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
TEACHER: SARDARJI, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
SARDARJI: Me!
TEACHER: Why do you always get so dirty?
SARDARJI: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
SARDARJI: Don't bite any.
TEACHER: Give me a sentence starting with 'I'.
SARDARJI: I is...
TEACHER: No, SARDARJI. Always say, 'I am.'
SARDARJI: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
TEACHER: 'Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?'
SARDARJI: 'Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.'
TEACHER: 'George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?'
SARDARJI: 'Because George still had the axe in his hand?'
TEACHER: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
SARDARJI: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.
TEACHER: Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
SARDARJI: Brotherly love?
TEACHER: Tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
SARDARJI: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
SARDARJI: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
SARDARJI: A teacher.
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