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Articles: Humour | Linguistic Satire
- Mr. Frank Abagnale Jr.
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Ok folks, fortunately or unfortunately I have been closely moving with Gujjus, Mallu ( mellus) n Tamilians for over 4 years. Imagine my plight ..at times when nodding becomes difficult. So, I thot I would share my personal experiences n some passed thru wiff of the air..
A plea for ALL :- Plz dun take it seriously .. n start makin a mess of it . Itz just for JOking Kidding Entertaining .. shortly JOKE.
I would really appreciate if u can contribute Linguistic jokes abt GuLTS ( Telugu ) too. Hoping that wud satiate if any furious Man / woooMan ;-)...I would put down a few on Gujjus.
Why did the Gujjus think the man who acted as Gandhi in the film was a woman?
Because his name was 'Be(h)n' Kingsley
Why did the visitor to the Gujju home run away when he was offered tea?
Because the Gujju said he would serve snakes with it. (snacks)
Why did the gujju go to Rome?
He wanted to listen to POPE (POP) music
What is a Gujju picnic called?
A snake in the grass
Why was the gujju stacking up 1 cent coins on the day before exams?
He wanted to get 'cent-par-cent'
What did the Gujju mean when he said, Maro dikro STATES ma gayon?
His son failed in statistics.
What did the Gujju mean when he said, Maro dikro Dubai gayo?
My son drowned.
What will a Gujju Tomato trader say when he sees tomato prices falling?
Come on, Tomato, Ketch-up ( Catch up )
Hope u all liked em .. wud come back with more on linguistic satire soon.
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