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Articles: Time Pass | Tricky Ones... You'll like them
- Ms. sujatha (THE GREAT) sujatha
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Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't of much help anyway!!
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Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.
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Teacher: Desmond, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the
manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.
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Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?
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Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!
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Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.
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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!
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Should women have children after 35?
No, 35 children are more than enough!
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No one has ever complained of a parachute not opening.
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Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun..
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Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep !
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ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY
So what ? Who's in a hurry ?
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Work fascinates me
I can look at it for hours !
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Love is photogenic;
It needs darkness to develop
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A good discussion is like a miniskirt;
Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject
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Children in backseats cause accidents;
Accidents in backseats cause children !
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Do you know of a Sardar who parked his car in front of board which said FINE FOR PARKING
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A drunk was hauled into court.
'Mister', the judge began, 'you've been brought here for drinking'.
'Great', the drunk exclaimed. 'When do we get started?'
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Can you do anything that other people can't?
Sure, I can read my handwriting..
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Divorce has become so common that my wife and I
are staying married just to be different..
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When a wife was asked: What book do you like the best?
She answers: My husband's cheque book..
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Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
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Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?
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My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.
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Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be Showing?
Student: Brotherly love.
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Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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