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Windows for Jayalalitha
- Mr. raja babu

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Conversation between Representative of Microsoft and our beloved CM(Jayalalitha) Rep : Very good morning Madam, oh sorry Ammaehh! Are you willing to install our Windows 2000 it in your new secretariate. JJ : Sure. But it seems lot of people already using that. We need to make things different. Dont you have any windows 5000 or 6000! Rep : Oh!! I am really sorry mam. Those versions of windows are not yet developed. Why dont you try for any existing version mam. JJ : Actually the main reason we are not willing to buy your existing versions of Windows is because the versions of Windows you have released are not following the rules of Vaasthu Management. Rep : Vaahsthu Management???? Madam we have implemented Memory management, Resource management, Process management, I/O Management,... in our OS. But really we haven't heard about Vaasthu management madam. JJ : No. We will only buy your products only if it strictly follows the Vassthu Management rules. Rep: Its Ok madam. You tell me something about vaasthu management. We will try to adhere the vasthu rules in our product. JJ: Thats nice. The windows in your existing OS are square or recatangle. Why can't you introduce Triangle or U shaped windows. Rep: Triangle????? U shaped?????? Hhhhho!!! Madam we are really depressed. No people with brain will think like you. JJ : Mind your words. It seems you are supporting the prohibited LTTE. Don't behave like our police officers arresting you under POTA. Rep(Screaming): Madam I'm really sorry madam. I'll not open my mouth here after. You tell your specifications. We will release the new version named 'Windows JT 6.00' (Windows Jaya Technonlogy) JJ: Thats good my boy. Now it becomes clear that you are opposing the prohibited LTTE. Write down the specifications. First Change the name 'My Computer' as 'Jaya Computer'. Instead of showing the screen savers like 3D Maze, 3D Pipes,... show some Jaya Tv programs as screen savers. While booting up and shutting donw the system it must say 'Puratchi Thalavar Naamam Valga, Anna Naammam Vaalga' Change the name network neighbourhood to Sasikala's Neighbourhood. Converting file types from one format to another format is strictly prohibited under our new act 'Madha maatru thadai sattam'. So dont let the user convert the file types. Rep: Ok mam. Agreed. JJ: Feel free to ask any kind of help u need for the development of new OS. Rep: Yes madam. We have a problem. I thought of telling it to you in the starting itself. We are little shortage of space in our office mam. JJ: Oh!! Its a very simple problems. We are having lot of free space in chennai like Presidency College,Queen marrys college, Stella Marys college, Nandhanam arts college, Dr. Ambedkars Law College. Which place do you prefer to build your new building. But we can't sponser u anna university. B'cos we've already taken it. But if u wish, u can take madras university. Rep: But, Madam, students are studying in those colleges na? Wont they oppose your decession. JJ: Students??? No. They will never support the prohibited LTTE. U carry on. Rep: Ok..Madam, Thanks for your time. Thats how it ended... Soon Tamil Nadu people will be seeing Window JT 6.00 version. hehehe

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