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Articles: Humour | SOFTWARE COMPANY METHODS OF KILLING A LION
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Polaris Method :
hire ..sorry....purchase a lion(COSL) ...change his timings...(instead of 9 AM...change it to 8:30 AM) ...cut down his allowance (coupons etc) ..lion dies from fear of becoming CAT...
Silverline Method:
hire a lion, declare a scandal and don't pay him... he dies of hunger.
IB! M's method:
hire a lion, give him a pink slip in an HR ... he dies of
unemployment.
Quinnox method:
hire the lion. either give him no work or ask for a premature delivery. Lion either dies of boredom or intense physical & mental activity.
Patni method:
hire a lion, give him a salary of a cat...the lion dies before joining..
Nucsoft method:
hire a lion, give him job of grass eating (IBBS Support)..the lion dies from lack of eating meat.
Satyam method:
hire a lion ,give him net access..no work..and deport him to Chennai centre...no water..no electricity..no hindi speaking ppl...lion dies in oblivion....
Wipro method:
hire a lion...give him lots of work...transfer him to Wipro Lights division..lion dies due to exhaustion .
Mastek method:
hire a lion...ask him to align himself with anything and everything...ask him to fill complicated competency forms...differ increments and pay him salary of a cat... lion dies due to fear of getting mis-aligned or starvation.
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