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Articles: Humour | Funny SMS Messages
- Mr. Siri Siri
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Funny SMS Messages
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently? Mind u - it's really very very urgent, d*mn serious and very imp ..... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER.
Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart, You are blessed with both!. FLATTERED?. Don't Be, it was sent to me, I just wanted you to read it.
Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya!!!
Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray, so that u may live... 2) Take a bath-so that others may live too!
Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.
Test results:
U r a good dog. Now stop barking.
|If u hide, i'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i'll search 4 u. If u'll leave, i'll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, i'll fight 4 u. But, if u stop sending msgs, i'll kill you.
Beta bola 'papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai'. Papa bole, 'Nahi bete, abhi nahi'.
'Papa kyon ?' ..........
'Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai'
I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning, cute, simply adorable. I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u, then I realised it was my reflection.
To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge, way of _expression & many more mental qualities. Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them.
Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 'world peace'. That's impossible, he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said 'Let me try world peace'.
Falling in love is a sweet ambition, finding true love is a life time mission.. Take my word, follow the Indian tradition & marry ur dad's ugly decision.
From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been........... a headache!
1 day u'll B srprisd 2C ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
I cannot hide this from u any more. I don't want 2 hurt u and I feel it's best if I tell u, before you hear it from someone else ............ Potato Prices Have Gone Up !
Maine puchha chand se 'dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin', chand ne kaha 'saale itni upar se dikhta hai kya'.
If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!
Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge, kyonki jahan bhi tum jaooge, sab kahenge, chal be chal aage chal.
This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5.... 4.... 3.... 2.... 1....
Error : No Brain Detected !!
I mixed RUM in water and got drunk. I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk. I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again. Now I have decided never to drink water again !!!
Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT.
HAVE A NICE DAY AHEAD.
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