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Not sure whether this article has already been posted in TP..but thought this one is good and so wanted to share with all of u.. Internet Gem One Bengali is a poet Two Bengalis is a film society Three Bengalis is a political party Four Bengalis is two political parties One Punjabi is a 100 kg hulk named Pinky Two Punjabis is a Pinky with his brother Twinky Three Punjabis is an assault on the McAloo Tikkis at McDonald's Four Punjabis is a combined IQ equal to one One Bihari is Laloo Prasad Yadav Two Biharis is a booth-capturing squad Three Biharis is a caste killing Four Biharis is the entire literate population of Patna One Mallu is a coconut stall Two Mallus is a boat race Three Mallus is a Gulf job racket Four Mallus is an oil slick One UP bhaiyya is a milkman Two UP bhaiyyas is a halwai shop Three UP bhaiyyas is a fist-fight in the UP assembly Four UP bhaiyyas is a mosque-destruction squad One Gujju is a share-broker in a Bombay train Two Gujjus is a rummy game in a Bombay train Three Gujjus is Bombay's noisiest restaurant Four Gujjus is a stock market scam One Andhraite is a chilli farmer Two Andhraites is a software company in New Jersey Three Andhraites is a Naxalite outfit Four Andhraites is a song-and-dance number in a Telugu movie One Kashmiri is a carpet salesman Two Kashmiris is a carpet factory Three Kashmiris is a terrorist outfit Four Kashmiris is a shoot-at-sight order One Tamil-Brahmin is a priest at the Vardarajaperumal temple Two Tamil-Brahmin is a Math tuition class Three Tamil-Brahmin is a queue outside the U.S consulate at 4 a.m. Four Tamil-Brahmin is a Thyagaraja music festival in Santa Clara One Bombayite is a footpath vada-pav stall Two Bombayites is a film studio Three Bombayites is a slum Four Bombayites is the number of people standing on your foot in the train at rush hour One Sindhi is a currency racket Two Sindhis is a papad factory Three Sindhis is a duplicate goods shop in Ulhasnagar Four Sindhis is the Hong Kong Retail Traders Association One U.S. Desi is a software guy Two U.S. Desis is a lunch group at work Three U.S. Desis is a bitching session about the U.S Four U.S. Desis are four software guys, heating tamarind rice in the office microwave, cooked that morning, in their shared one bedroom ghetto, and bitching about life in the U.S

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