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Articles: Humour | Funny quotes
- Miss Avanija Narayan
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1.I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
2.Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
3.In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman.
4.Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
5.I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.
6.When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
7.I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.
8.You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
9.Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
10.A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing.
11.The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much.
12.It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
13.True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen.
14.A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
15.The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.
16.Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths pure theatre.
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