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I happened to receive a mail from my ex-colleague on some of the HR Fundas being used by our Managers. This is being put up here for fun only. Any un-intended vulgarity, may kindly be excused, as I am just reproducing what I have received : Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee work performance evaluations s/he keeps cranking out. AVERAGE Not too bright EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED Has committed no major blunders to date ACTIVE SOCIALLY Drinks heavily. ZEALOUS ATTITUDE Opinionated CHARACTER ABOVE REPROACH Still one step ahead of the law UNLIMITED POTENTIAL Will stick with us until retirement QUICK THINKING Offers plausible excuses for errors TAKES PRIDE IN WORK Conceited. TAKES ADVANTAGE OF EVERY OPPORTUNITY TO PROGRESS Buys drinks for superiors INDIFFERENT TO INSTRUCTION Knows more than superiors. STERN DISCIPLINARIAN A real jerk TACTFUL IN DEALING WITH SUPERIORS Knows when to keep mouth shut APPROACHES DIFFICULT PROBLEMS WITH LOGIC Finds someone else to do the job A KEEN ANALYST Thoroughly confused NOT A DESK PERSON Did not go to college EXPRESSES SELF WELL Can string two sentences together SPENDS EXTRA HOURS ON THE JOB Miserable home life. CONSCIENTIOUS AND CAREFUL Scared. METICULOUS IN ATTENTION TO DETAIL A nitpicker DEMONSTRATES QUALITIES OF LEADERSHIP Has a loud voice JUDGEMENT IS USUALLY SOUND Lucky. MAINTAINS PROFESSIONAL ATTITUDE A snob KEEN SENSE OF HUMOR Knows lots of dirty jokes STRONG ADHERENCE TO PRINCIPLES Stubborn. GETS ALONG EXTREMELY WELL WITH SUPERIORS AND SUBORDINATES ALIKE A coward SLIGHTLY BELOW AVERAGE Stupid OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANIZATION Turns in work on time IS UNUSUALLY LOYAL Wanted by no-one else ALERT TO COMPANY DEVELOPMENTS An office gossip. REQUIRES WORK-VALUE ATTITUDINAL READJUSTMENT Lazy and hard-headed. HARD WORKER Usually does it the hard way ENJOYS JOB Needs more to do. HAPPY Paid too much WELL ORGANIZED Does too much busywork. COMPETENT Is still able to get work done if supervisor helps. CONSULTS WITH SUPERVISOR OFTEN Pain in the ass. WILL GO FAR Relative of management SHOULD GO FAR Please USES TIME EFFECTIVELY Clock watcher VERY CREATIVE Finds 22 reasons to do anything except original work USES RESOURSES WELL Delagates everything. DESERVES PROMOTION Create new title to make him/her feel appreciated.

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