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Articles: Humour | Opportunities in Pakistan
- Miss Avanija Narayan
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Hi Friends,
Many people must be aiming for higher studies in U.S. or U.K., Why not try some of the institutes in Pakistan?
The following are some of the reputed institutes in Pakistan, the courses offered by them and their Entrance tests.
IIT: Islamic Institute of Terrorism
(Through JEE: Jehadi Entrance Exam-----coaching for JEE will be offered only in Kashmir and not in any Ramaiah or Krishnamurthy)
IIM: International Infiltration Management
(Through CAT:Careers in Al-Quaeda & Taliban-----------guarenteed foreign placement)
IAS: Iraq After Saddam
(This is a research course established with the Aid of CNN-America and not many placement opportunities)
M.M.Tech.: Masters in Militancy Techniques
(Through GATE: Graduate Aptitude Test in EXTREMISM----- This is a post-graduate course equivalent to Indian M.Tech. Only for the Engineers graduated from IITs)
M.S: Musharraf's Security
(Highly competitive and equally paid service through
GRE: Grooming the Rising Extremists and
TOEFL: Test Of Efficiency In Fighting and Looting)
Interested candidates can obtain further details and prospectus free from the following addresses:
The Head, ISI, Karachi.
The Head, LeT, Lahore.
The Head, JeM, Peshawar.
The Headless Head (alias Musharraf),
Military Ruler Of Pakistan, Islamabad.
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