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Articles: Humour | have a laugh folks
- Sanvi Sarma
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to girls with great of sense of humour.
Just have a laugh folks…..
AND FOR MEN WHO ARE IN NEED OF A LAUGH
Subject: How to turn women down
SHE: Can I buy you a drink?
HE: Actually I'd rather have the money.
SHE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
HE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
HE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
SHE: How did you get to be so handsome?
HE: I must've been given your share.
SHE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
HE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
SHE: Your face must turn a few heads.
HE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
SHE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
HE: Okay, get out.
SHE: I think I could make you very happy.
HE: Why? Are you leaving?
SHE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
HE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
SHE: Can I have your name?
HE: Why? Don't you already have one?
SHE: Shall we go see a movie?
HE: I've already seen it.
SHE: Where have you been all my life?
HE: Hiding from you.
SHE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
HE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
SHE: Is this seat empty?
HE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
SHE: So, what do you do for a living?
HE: I'm a male impersonator.
SHE: Where have you been all my life?
HE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.
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