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Articles: Humour | Wife and Husband
- Mr. Ramakanth Dangeti
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>A couple drove down a country road for several miles,
not saying a
>Word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument
and neither of
>them wanted to concede their position.
>As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband
>asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'
>Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'
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>A husband read an article to his wife about how many
words women use
>a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
>The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we
have to repeat
>everything to men...
>The husband then turned to his wife and asked,
'What?'
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>A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you
can be so
>stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.'
>The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain. God made me
beautiful so
>you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I
would be
>attracted to you!
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>Husband and wife were in the midst of a violent
quarrel, and hubby
>was losing his temper. 'Be careful,'
>He said to his wife. 'You will bring out the animal
in me.'...
>'So what?' his wife shot back. 'Who is afraid of a
mouse?'
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