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Articles: Humour | Maharashtrian Surnames
- Mr. Vittal Kumar B.S
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With due apologies to all.................
Maharashtrian Surnames
Maharashtrians at Work
1. One with only one finger - EKBOTE
2. True Maharashtrian - KHARE
3. False Maharashtrian - KHOTE
Some Special Maharashtrians
1. One who only takes - LELE
2. One with bulb factory - DIVEKAR
3. Maharashtrian Bill Gates - BAL PHATAK
4. One with weight of 100 tonnes - SOMAN
5. Neil Armstrong - NEELESH BHUJBAL
6. One with K on his head - SHIRKE
7. Bakery owner - PAWGI/BUNKAR
8. Narasimha Avtar - POTPHODE
9. One with stomach problem - POTDUKHE
10. One who lives in village - GAONKAR
11. One who only take money - DAMLE
12. One who is brave - WAGH/VEERKAR
13. One who is untidy - GABALE
14. Cotton mill owner - KAPSE/RUIKAR
15. One who eats more - DHOLE/DHAMDHERE
17. One who works very cool - KULKARNI
18. Building constructor - WAADEKAR/MAHALE
19. One who is coward - PULEKAR
20. Silver mine owner - CHANDEKAR
21. One who reaches the root - MULEY
22. One who is real cat - MANJAREKAR
23. One who is 1000 times more intellegent - SAHASRABUDHH
24. One who divides by 2 - NIMKAR
25. One who kills - MARANE
26. Do die do - KARMARKAR
27. One who twists - PILGAONKAR
28. The God - DEVO/DEO-kule
29. Big old Rishi - MAHAMUNI
30. One who always wins - JAYKAR
31. One who talks a lot - MAHASHABDE
32. One who doesn't talk - GOOPCHOOP
33. One who builds temples - DEVALEKAR
34. One who runs away - BHAGWAT
35. One who blackens everything - KAJALE
36. One who always says 'take away' - NENE
37. One who is father - BAPAT
38. One who feels very cold - KAKDE
39. One with tailoring shop - SHIWDE
40. Jeweller - RATNAPARAKHI
41. One who always go to varanasi - KASHIKAR
42. One who is very sweat - GODSE
43. Its okay - BARWE
44. Mango man - AAMBEKAR
45. One who Opens up , by getting aside - KOLHATKAR
46. One who thinks - VICHAARE
47. One who is close to everyone - JAWALKAR
48. One who is wise - SHAHANE
49. Colourful Maharashtrians
- KALE
- GORE
- HIRWE
- KALBHOR
- PIWALE
- DHAWLE
Some famous Maharashtrians
50. Arnold Schwarzenegger - ARJUN SHIVAJINAGAR
51. Demmie Moor - DAMAYANTI MORE
52. Bob Dole - Baburao Dole.
53. Some Metallic Maharashtrians
- PITALE
- TAMBE
- LOKHANDE
- SONE
54. Worriless Maharashtrian - NIKALJE
55. Clerk - Chitnis
56. One who talks sweetly - Godbole
57. Always enthusiastic - Josh-i
58. A desperate surgeon - Phad-ke
59. One with a garden - Phule
60. Who's always sad - Udas
61. Escaping from a jail - Yarawdekar
62. A person with a nursery (flowers) - Bagaitkar
63. A person definitely from Konkan- Phansalkar.
64. An auto mechanic (automechanik) - Gadekar
65. Always stay away - Pad-hye
66. Factory of hair - Kes-kar
67. Lastly essay writer - Nibandhe
68. Horse man - Ghodekar
Some Non-Maharastrian Surnames
1. Best chatter - Chatterjee
2. Honest person - Pramanik
3. Owner of maximum interfaces - Gates
4. Owner of shoe factory - Schumacher
5. Always singing - Sing-h
6. Always forcing to eat - Kha-n (nnnnnnn)
7. Full of yummy curd - Dahi-ya
8. Always shy - Sharm-a
9. Who always crosses - Adva-ni
10. A mentally troubled - Yada-v
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