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Articles: Humour | PanniMg` rEsu II
- Mukkanti
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| gAlilO kanipiMchu gaDusu dayyAlu
'gAlilO kanipiMchu
gaDusu dayyAlu
BUdivammula madhya
IdutunnAyi' aMTE avi elA uMTAyO UhiMchukOnavasaraMlEdu, 'eyir`' krAP&TullO chakkarlu koDutU chaTTaM nuMchi tappiMchukuMTunna mAPiyA mahammArulanu talachukuMTE chAlu kaLlaku kaTTinaTlu (pIDa) 'kallaku kaTTi'naTTu BayapeDatAyi. SatrudESAla uchchulO chikki puTTina gaDDaku chichchupeDutunna mAPiyAlu 'visha'va rUpaM pradar&SistunnAru. okarOju dubAyi BAyIla madhyatirugutU iMkOrOjU pOrchu'gallI'llO tArasa paDutU marOrOju pAkistAn`lO ka'rAchiraMpAna' peDutU BAratadESaMlO 'dhvaMsarachana'ku pannAgAlu pannutunnAru. muMbAyi, haidarAbAd` vaMTi nagarAlanu mAPiyAbAd`lugA mArchaDAniki mRutyu dEvatalugA 'vistari'stunnAyi. varasa bAMbu pEluLlatO boMbAyini gaDagaDalADiMchina mAPiyAlu ippuDu vividha raMgAlaku pAki 'visha' varUpasAkshAtkAraM chEstunnAyi. riyal` es&TET` raMgaM nuMchi chalana chitraraMgaM varaku ish&TArAjyaM chEstunnAyi. PalitaMgA mA(Pi)yAmEya jagaM benityamanE asatya hariSchaMdrulu puTTukostunnAru.
prajala gODuku kAraNamaina mAPiyAla 'kOD`' AP` kAMDak&Tu vEru. 'mAPiyAla mATalaku anarthAlE vErulE' anipistuMdi. mAPiyA nAyakuDu tana anucharuDiki POn` chEsi oka 'giTAr`' paTTukurA aMTE 'Ahaa! ataDu eMta saMgItapriyuDO ani AnaMdiMchakUDadu. eke 47nu paTTukurA ani arthaM. alAgE kyAseT` kAvAli aMTE 'pis&Tal`' kAvAli anE arthaM pElipOtuMdi. 'adharma anarthakAmAlanE' trividha 'parushArthAlanu' AchariMchE mAPiyAsvAmula nOTa 'nOTu' mATa rAdu. lATarI tagiliMdA? aMTE Dabbu temmani arthaM. okappuDu kAgitAlu testunnAvA aMTE Dabbu testunnAvA? ani arthaM. mUDu nAlugELlakOsAri tama pAriBAshika 'pathaka' jAlAnni vAru mArustuMTAyi. tAjA 'kaksha'nadIlO 'mA bachchE kOlAvO' aMTU rivAlvarU, pis&TalU tIsukurA ani hukuM jArI chEsinaTTu. paTTA chEtiki vachchiMdA? nakilI pAs` pOr&Tu chEtiki vachchiMdA? ani mAPiyA gaNAlaku arthamavutOMdi. 'gEm` ADatAvA?' aMTE chaMpEyamani Ar&Daru. idi nalugurikI telisi pOvaDaMtO 'dEdO Dis&kO' aMTunnAru. guripeTTina vANni takshaNaM lEpeyyamani arthaM. 'Pailu' aMTE cheppEdEmuMdi pis&Talu anE arthaM.'pEsheMT`kO haaspiTal` mEra KnAhai' aMTE vAridi eMtaTi mAvavatA hRudayamO ani porabaDakUDadu. PalAnA vyApArini kiDnApu cheyyi ani, mAPiyA jNjAnulaku arthamavutuMdi. 'aiTem`' elA uMdI aMTE erragA burragA unna E kanne pillamIdanO mAPiyA mArAju kannupaDadani arthaM.
annaTTu mAPiyAku unna taLuku beLukulu chUsi ulikkipaDakatappadu'. naTImaNi kOrika nirmAta kAvAlanE kAni, mAta kavAlani kAdu' ani venakaTi paThABi SlEshiMchADu.
mAPiyAla debbaku BayapaDi anEkamaMdi naTImaNulu vAri valalO paDi gilagila lADutunnAru. muMdu porabATu tarvAta alavATugA mAri mAPIyA kArya'kapAlAla' vishayAllO 'BOgasvAmula'vutunnAru.
bAlivuD` sinimA pariSramalO karta. 'Karma' kriyAtAmE ayinaTTu mAPiyA vijRuMBistunnadi. bAlivuD`lO 60 SAtaM peTTubaDi mAPiyAladEnaMTunnAru. paigA agraSrENinaTulu kUDA ugravAdulu cheppinaTTu chEtulu kaTTukuni nilabaDi 'naTiMchavalasina' dur&Bara paristhiti teramuMdu srkiP&Tuku taggaTTu naTiMchAli. teravenaka mAPiyAlatO saMbaMdhaM lEnaTTu 'naTiMchAli'. mAPiyAlu 'kAlu shIT&lu' aDigitE kAlu chEyI ADadu. ekkaDa tEDA vachchinA tupAkI tana pani tAnu chEsukupOtuMdi. evvarikI cheppaDAniki lEdu. alAgani cheppakuMDA UrakuMDaDAniki vIllEdu. sarpaMbu paDaganIDana kappa 'naTiMchina' rIti avutuMdi. aMtA chOrI chOrI chupkE chupkE.
sinimA raMgamEmiTi? itara raMgAllOnU iMtE. pAkistAn` 'mUDha' chAri saMstha ai.yas`.ai. yaMtrAMga BUtamula kOralu tOmutunna dAvud` ibrahIM, manUd` ajahar`, chOTA shakIl`, sayyad` salAvuddIn`, Taigar` meman`, gajEMdar`siMg`, vAdhivAn`siMg`, babbar` vaMTi mAPiyA vividha raMgAlanu 'dushrpaBAvitaM' chEstunnAru. mAPiyA vyavahaaraM BAratIya 'poli'Trik&s`nu pOli uMTAyi. mAPiyA muThAlu kUDA 'ChIT&la' sardubATlu kudurchukoni 'miSrama praButvAlu' naDipistuMTAyi. konni muThAlu sharIkai vargAlugA ErpaDi dAruNAlaku pAlpaDutuMTAyi. dAvUd` ibrahIM muThAtO gurusattam` SyAm` kiSOr`, gariki paTTi muThA mamEkamaipOyiMdi. I bATalO iMkO muThAtO marikonni muThAlu jata kaTTAyi. aDDU adupU lEdu. mAPiyAlu talachukuMTE mar&Dar&lakEM kodava! kOTiki paDagalettina mAPiyAla baMdhumitrulu 'pOTIki paDagalettaDaM' mana prajAsvAmyaMlO kanipiMchiMdi dAvUd` AtmabaMdhuvu koMtakAlaM kritaM DhillIlO ramES` Sarma guTTu raTTayiMdi. ayinA ThANAlu dANAlaku loMgipOyinappuDu eMtaTi mAPiyA vyavahaaramayinA chaTTAniki chikkakuMDA pAripOtuMdi kadA!
mAPiyA bijines&sE vEru. mAPiyA mAyagADu dAvUd` ibrahIM taluchukuMTE eMtayinA 'guTkA'yasvAhaa avutuMdi. pAkistAn`lOni 300 kOT&la rUpAyala vyApArAnni tana cheppu chEtallO uMchukOvaDAniki gap`chip`gA pathaka rachana chEsinaTTu vArtalu vachchAyi. mAPiyAla ejeMDAlO kiDnApulu, kirAyi hatyalu, nir&BaMdha vasULlu, jUda, vyaBichAra gRuhaalanirvahaNa, havAlA okaTEmiTi chIkaTi prapaMchapu rahadArulannI mAPiyAla (a) rAja(ka) mArgAlE! anniMTilOnU AritErina dAvUd` ibrahIM oka pOlIsu kAnis&TEbul` koDuku kAvaDaM mariMta bAdhAkaraM!
kOr&Tulaku korukuDu paDani kEsulanu kUDA mAPiyAlu sunAyAsaMgA 'bari' sh&karistAru. 'kik` jas&Tis`' aMdiMchEvADigA ibrahIM pEru mOSADu. EDAdiki 200 kOT&la mEraku vyApArula nuMchi ataDu guMjutADaMTAru. A madhya iddaru vyApArula madhya ragilina 40 kOT&la rUpAyala 'lAvA' dEvIla kEsunu tana 'PIju' tIsukuni ibrahIM 'Arpi'vESADaTa!
iTuvaMTi chikkullO chikkukunna peddamanushulu 'gAlilO tElipOyE' parish&kAramArgaM uMdaTa. vIru muMbAyi nuMchi dubAyi varaku (vayA karAchi) vimAnaM TikkeTTu tIsukuMTAraTa. karAchIlO vimAnaM reMDunnaragaMTalu res&Tu tIsukunE SuBasaMdar&BAnni puras&kariMchukuni challagA vimAnaM nuMchi jArukoni bayaTiki vastAraTa. eyir` pOr&TulO ai.es`.ai. EjeMTlu svAgataM paliki dAvUd` ibrahIM vaddaku tIsuku veLatAraTa! dAvUd` dar&SanaM chEsukuni kshaNAllO kEsulu parish&kAraM chEsukuni nOTlO 'kOTlu' peTTinA korakalEnaMta amAyakullA chakachakA venakki vachchi maLlI vimAnaM ekkEstAraTa! dubAyi chekkEstAraTa! idI rUT` TrAp`!
mAPiyA vyavahaarAlu chaTTAniki chikkakuMDA lOpAyikArigA mAPI ayipOtuMTE gAli kUDA vishaBaritaM avutuMdanna BayaM kalugadU!
-mukkaMTi
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